Saturday, August 27, 2016

DCCRPG World Tour 2016 - The Singing Tentacle


A Hesitant Judge


When I got home from work last night I wasn't in the mood to run a game.  I gave serious thought to letting one of the other game masters take the lead, so that I could sit back and zone out.  Due to some unplanned work travel I didn't have time to finish preparing Escape from the Purple Planet (a 0-level funnel) for our monthly Norwin Game Knights club event.  I certainly didn't have anything prepared for our semi-regular Crawling Under a Broken Moon campaign.  

Fortunately for my player characters, I have a wife (+Jennifer Walls) who doesn't let me hang up my Judge's Screen when I'm whining.  

With only ten minutes to spare before heading over to our monthly event, I collected my Dungeon Crawl Classics stuff, some Rory's Story Cubes, my big, printed Future Armada: Cygnus map, and my D&D and Star Wars miniatures.  Our last adventure ended on the deck of a starship, far above the fantasy world of Caribdus.  Not exactly a typical starting off point for a fantasy RPG.  

I was gonna wing it... and I'm so glad that I did.  





Fast-forward to the end of our session, and my players were walking away from the table grinning ear to ear.  

"Now THAT'S how you play an RPG" and "Best. Game. Ever!"  were two (of many) positive comments that I overheard while packing up.  In less than three hours I went from "ending a bad day" to "starting a glorious weekend."  

This is why I love our hobby.  






Dramatis Personae 


As a Goodman Games World Tour event, we must always be ready to bring new players into the fold.  This month we introduced new PC's as prisoners of the wicked Visitors.  

The Post-Apocalyptic, Time-Traveling, Space Buccaneers 
  • Lord Old Man Legolas of Ikea - Elf (Level 3), played by Evan
  • Lisrayten - Mutant (Level 3), played by Carrie
  • Scrooges McDucks IX - Thief (Level 3), played by Dylan
  • Fenrir - Robot Cleric (Level 3), played by Alex

The Visitors' Prisoners
  • Craig's 0-levels
    • Seamus the Irish Clogger (advances to Cleric class)
    • McGyver the Halfling Mechanic
    • Epipen the Mutant Pharmacist
  • Michael's 0-levels
    • Pickle the Robot Cook (advances to Robot class)
    • Stigma the Radish Farmer
    • Harambe the Dwarf Researcher
  • Andy's 0-levels
    • Billson the Gongfarmer
    • Tedford the Corn Farmer
    • The Next Rufus the Beekeeper
  • Ryan's 0-levels
    • Squishy the Halfling Armorer (advances to Halfling class)
    • Dr. Phil the Halfling Nurse




Fred the Unlucky Tentacle (a.k.a. "Fredtacle"), played by +andrew lyon 

Let's talk about Fred.  I used the Rory's Story Cubes for adventure inspiration, and what I came up with was that the Visitors (carnivorous aliens from another world) had discovered a prized intelligent tentacle.  During the course of the game, due to the death of all of his own 0-level characters, Andy took on the role of "Fred, the Unlucky Tentacle."  I let Andy roll 3d6 in order for stats, and 2d4 hit points.  To make Fred really special, we gave it the following abilities:
  • Fred can cast Magic Shield as an Elf or Wizard.
  • Fred can perform a tentacle lashing for 1d4 damage.
  • Singing:  As an action Fred can start singing.  This grants an additional d3 in damage on it's next attack roll.  Fred's player must sing for this to work.  If Fred's player can get other players to sing too, Fred gets +1d for every singer up to a maximum of a d8 in bonus damage.  
    • Fred singing: 1d3 extra damage
    • Fred +1 singer: 1d4 extra damage
    • Fred +2 singers: 1d5 extra damage
    • Fred +3 singers: 1d6 extra damage
    • Fred +4 singers: 1d7 extra damage
    • Fred +5 singers: 1d8 extra damage.
Needless to say, it was a very loud, song filled evening last night.  Here's how it sounded:






The Singing Tentacle


The Visitors are carnivorous alien lizardfolk who masquerade as humanoids to infiltrate their worlds and harvest their people for food...

... yes, I've now stolen from Star Trek, Star Wars, and V...

... On a recent mission to the world of Caribdus, the Visitors discover that a small team of space pirates (the player characters) unexpectedly teleport into their port cargo bay.  The Visitors send in their space marines to handle the space pirates, as well as some escaped captives from the world of Caribdus.  During the clash, the space pirates meet a singing tentacle named Fred, who proves to be a valuable asset.

After defeating the Visitor space marines in a terrible battle that costs many lives, the space pirates start exploring the starship.  They find a central chamber with twelve escape pods.  Although escape is briefly discussed, the adventurers decide that they would rather capture the vessel and keep it for themselves.  




Moving up to the second level of the ship, the space pirates fall into a trap!  The Visitor captain and his crew attack the pirates from all sides.  Through strength of will, and quick thinking the space pirates fend off the Visitor crew, while Lord Old Man Legolas of Ikea and Fred (singing loudly) chase down and kill the Visitor captain.  

After commandeering the Visitor starship, the space pirates rename their new vessel the Tentanic.




Adventure Notes


  • During our last session I claimed that the PC's were on the deck of the USS Enterprise (J.J. Abrams version.)  I'll admit that I retconned that story during this adventure.  My original plan was going to involve a holodeck version of People of the Pit, but with 3rd level PC's we may attempt an early visit to the Purple Planet this fall.

  • Visitors:  As Lizardmen, but armed with light blaster pistols (1d6 damage).  Visitor Marines receive two hit dice and are armed with blaster rifles (1d10 damage).  

  • At one point in the evening I mentioned the phrase "Go ahead, make my day."  Carrie asked me where this was from, and I told her it was from Dirty Harry.  "Is that a 'South Park' thing?" she asked.  I have failed as a parent.  


  • In case you're wondering, +andrew lyon is going to be making up Fred as a Bard using Crawl! #6.  I think a Tentacle Bard is just what this campaign needed.



Quotes?


"He's already dead?  We didn't even start yet!" - Michael's not used to the short life-span of 0-level characters.

"I once died opening a door.  DCC can be like that." - Carrie explains the beloved themes of the game.

"Look at me!  I'm the captain now!" - LOMLOI to the Visitor Captain.

"I'm pretty sure this is the best game in DCC history.  It had singing tentacles!" - Carrie uses the "singing tentacle test" to compare all DCCRPG adventures.  


Created by +Evan Blenko

In Memoriam 


  • The Next Rufus - eaten by visitor 
  • Tedford - shot by visitor
  • Harambe - shot by visitor
  • Epipen - shot by visitor
  • Billson - hit by Pickle, who was aiming for Fred
  • McGyver - bayoneted by visitor
  • Stigma - shot by visitor
  • Dr. Phil - shot by visitor

Sunday, August 21, 2016

DCCRPG - The Ooze Pits of Jonas Gralk - Part Four


Cleric v. Cleric


This is the true story...
Of two clerics...
Picked to join an adventuring party... 
And have their quests blogged about... 
To find out what happens...
When priests stop being polite... 
... and start getting real.

The Real World: Sunken City!

In most role-playing games, the introduction of a second Cleric into the party goes unnoticed.  Dungeon Crawl Classics is not that kind of game.  After losing his beloved Dwarf Bellows during the last session, +Marc Plourde showed up with his new Cleric: Ichabod Crane.  

Marc used the new Crawling Revolution Occupation List to come up with Ichabod, who started his life as a potato farmer.  While farming his small patch of potatoes outside a Sunken City keep, Ichabod dug up a giant, cephalopod shaped potato, with tentacle-like roots sprouting from one end.  It was a sign... a sign from Cthulhu... that Ichabod was "chosen."  

And so, Ichabod Crane, potato farmer, placed the great Potathulhu into his sack, created a holy symbol of Cthulhu, and began preaching the good word of the dark lord.  

The Free Company allowed Ichabod into their party following an epic battle against to free the River Keep.  Ichabod had been kept prisoner there by Woart Redhelm.  The Free Company's other Cleric, Ssof Rehtaf, hadn't been present during the battle, but was instead taking care of business back at Slither's End.  When Ssof, priest of Aristemis, came to join his companions, he instantly clashed with the champion of Cthulhu.  

At some point last night the topic came up that Aristemis was perhaps a goddess of the hearth as well as all-seeing and such.  So when we started describing Ichabod's spells as manifestations of the holy potato, featuring demonic french-fry visions of hell, it didn't take long for us to bring up Ssof's hearth-based deity as a prophet of brick-oven pizza.

Pizza versus fries... make your choice!


The Great SCOT Continues


The Free Company, our adventuring party happily enjoying the Great Sunken City Omnibus Tour, completed Perils of the Sunken City and last month moved onto the The Ooze Pits of Jonas Gralk.  If you're interesting in starting this story from the beginning, here are the previous tales:
This is an open door campaign, so we can always have new players join our group.  Here are our only rules from game to game:
  • Schedule five players for each event
  • Hold a sixth seat free for last minute additions
  • Players who complete an adventure have "dibs" on joining the next adventure
  • Players can bow out, and rejoin later with living or new characters so long as there is a open spot at the virtual table

As always, Die Rodney!

The Free Company Roster



The Ooze Pits of Jonas Gralk, Part Four


The Free Company, now in possession of a rustic river keep (Castle Bellows), does some book keeping before continuing on their quest to uncover the secret of Jonas Gralk and his mother Clotilda.  The group's new cleric, Ichabod, places Or Ida, a member of Cthulhu's lay clergy, in charge.  The thirty peasants of Castle Bellows are directed to conduct fishing on the river with a single rowboat, and farm a six-hundred square foot potato garden.  

Ssof discovers the object of Ichabod's devotion, the great Cthulhu shaped potato (potathulhu) and attempts to smash it with his hammer.  He misses, but this causes a cold-war between the two clerics.  

Before departing, one of the peasants informs Watson that, during his absence earlier in the day, a strange hooded man came calling.  The figure had skeletal hands and a staff topped with a bird skull, but his face was unseen.  When he found out that Watson was not there, he kept muttering about it not being "the right time."  

The Free Company sets out for the Unusually Large Tree to the northwest, hoping to find more clues to Jonas Gralk's whereabouts.  En route they are beset upon by a quartet of Dirty Centaurs.  Although well armed, the Dirty Centaurs aren't able to deal with the combined magical might of two clerics, a wizard, and an elf.  

While going through the gear of the Dirty Centaurs, Imric finds a wooden wine box.  He opens the box, but a deafening "metal scream" blasts his ears, causing him to drop the box. This is found to be sacred Ur-Hadad wine, most likely an offering to the Metal Gods themselves.  

The Free Company arrives at the Unusually Large Tree late in the afternoon.  They meet Nik-Nik, the protector of the tree and "Prince of Squirrels."  Nik-Nik offers the party some food, cooked over a fire created by a six-foot long magic wand that weighs over one-hundred and fifty pounds.  Nik-Nik explains that the Unusually Large Tree sprung up thirty five years earlier, and that everything around the tree was friggin' huge.  Even the acorns... wait...

ACORNS!

Nik-Nik calls for the party to get out of the way during a rain of watermelon sized acorns.  Only Imric pays attention, running to the side while the rest of the party just ducks and gets thwacked.  

When asked about Jonas Gralk, Nik-Nik points east and tells the party that they may be able to find him in that direction.  The Free Company also asks Nik-Nik if there is anything else of worth at the Unusually Large Tree.  Nik-Nik claims to know several caves beneath the roots, and offers to lead them to one.  

The root cave is corrupted and fleshy.  Entering the organ-like caverns below the roots, the party finds a small network of orifices.  Scanning with detect evil and detect magic spells, the party notes evil to the north and east, and magic to the west.  The "mouth" to the west leads to a dripping pool of Blood Syrup that causes skin to harden and turn to bark.  Nicodemus tries drinking the sap, but has his flesh fall off as his immune system rejects the toxins.  While being healed, the party hears noises behind them.

The evil entities that enter the sap chamber are Type I Squirrel Demons, covered in eyeballs and sporting limbs that are as limber as spaghetti.  Strangely, the party finds these squirrels very attractive.  In combat the Type I Squirrel Demons "pouch" their enemies, causing damage to them while in their mouths.  Although immune to fire, and resistant to non-magic weapons, the Type I Squirrel Demons are no match for Ssof (wielding Fairystomper), Ichabod (wielding the Stick of Smite), and Watson's screaming death eagles (magic missile.)

At the end of the battle the party takes four Squirrel Demon eggs.  That'll go well.  

Adventure Notes


  • It came up during play that the prophets of Aristemis have an entire book that foretells a terrible calamity by the hands of Cthulhu and his priests.  Ssof recalls the book to be titled the Book of Idaho.  Perhaps a future artifact?
  • The Dirty Centaurs are a reference to an old Saturday Night Live skit featuring Christopher Walken giving a centaur a job interview.  Statistically Dirty Centaurs are identical to normal centaurs, but filthy and ill-tempered.  They tend to take up lives as bandits, short-order cooks, and sanitation workers.
  • The Dirty Centaurs had three Stank Poultices amongst their swag:
    • Stank Poultice: Fort Save, DC 5.  Success, heal 1d14 hit points.  Failure, cause 1d14 damage.
  • When opening a box of Ur-Hadad wine, be careful of the wicked metal scream:
    • Cry of Metal Trap:  Will Save, DC 10 or 1d6 damage... YEAH!!!!!)
  • I created the Root Cave to amp up the danger for a party of 2nd level characters.  This area is not in the original adventure.  
  • New Monster!  Type I Squirrel Demons:
    • Squirrel Demon (Type 1) Init +1; Atk Bite +3 melee, 1d8 dmg; AC 14; HD 3d12; MV 30'; Act ; SP Special Attack: Swallow Whole (Squirrel Cheeks, DC 12 to escape, 1 dmg/rnd while inside), demon traits; SV Fort +0, Ref +2, Will +0, AL C.
    • Traits: Many Eyes, Beautiful, Elastic Limbs
    • Standard Type 1 Demon Features
      • Communication: Speech (Infernal,Common)
      • Abilities: Infravision, darkness (+4 check)
      • Immunities: Half-damage from non-magical weapons and fire
      • Projection: Cannot travel planes of own volition
      • Crit Threat Range: 20
  • Blood Sap of the Unusually Large Tree:
    • Imbibe, Fort Save DC 15, Skin hardening.  Fail lose 1d3 stamina permanently.  Success, gain +1 AC permanently.  Cannot be consumed more than once.  


Quotes?


"Looks like mashed potatoes are back on the menu, boys!" - Nicodemus makes the first potato quote of the night.

"If Aristemis says smite the potato, I'm gonna smite the potato." - Andy is going after that tater!

"The potathulhu is not tainted!" - Ichabod Crane proclaims.

"That is one dirty centaur." - Marc is right.

"You told me the Fairy Stomper is +5 versus people with multiple butts!" - Andy quotes the Judge who did indeed make this statement in jest.  Now it's canon.

"It's not my fault your eyes don't work." - Imric, blessed with infravision, mocks the rest of the party.

"Wait, wait, wait, I took a taste first.  I'm putting it on pancakes if I like it!" - Nicodemus eats the blood sap.

"I love how the Judge says 'who is the last one in the room', and now everyone is in the front of the party." - Paul kept getting screwed over on party order last night.




In Memoriam 

  • None

Sunday, August 14, 2016

A Crawling Revolution - 50 DCCRPG Occupations

Not Throwing Away My Shot - by +Carina W. 


Revolutionary Crawl Classics



It started as a simple tweet from +Marc Plourde about mash-ups.  My first thought was revolutionary war heroes fighting for freedom from H.G. Wells style Martians.  Marc reset the scene to +Harley Stroh's Purple Planet.  



Quickly my mind's eye filled with the image of George Washington and Alexander Hamilton wandering through mushroom forests and pinkish sands, chased by giant worms.  

I needed to run this game!  

First, we'd need a list of starting occupations... sort of.

What if the list included actual historical figures?  Now that would make for an extraordinary Dungeon Crawl Classics experience!    

After jotting down a half dozen Founding Fathers, I realized that this task was far to big to tackle alone.  So as I've done before, I reached out to the DCCRPG G+ Community for feedback and input.  As always, the community came up with extraordinary ideas!

I should note that both my daughter +Carina W. and I listened to the Hamilton - Original Broadway Cast Recording non-stop while wrapping up this blog post.  Lin-Manuel Miranda's production, which we first listened to during our trip to Gen Con 2016, was quite inspirational, as was the HBO mini-series John Adams.  Earlier today, while compiling all the fantastic contributions from the G+ community, +Jennifer Walls and I binge watched the last three episodes.  

Ready for a history lesson?  Each name below features a link to a Wikipedia page, article or corresponding website to give some background on the figure.  Everyone may know John Adams or George Washington, but perhaps you've never heard of Caesar Rodney or Dicey Langston.  To help clarify some of the inclusions, we noted the source, historical or fictional, where applicable. 

Please note that this list is not intended to be 100% serious or historically accurate.  Simply scroll down to Benedict Arnold's Trade Good, and the tone for this table's use will quickly become apparent.  

You'll see that some of the Trained Weapons include blackpowder firearms.  Crawl! has you covered!  Crawl! Fanzine No. 8 features rules for these weapons, so make sure to head over to DriveThruRPG and grab your download.  Totally worth it!

50 Revolutionary Figures



Roll (d50)NameSourceTrained WeaponTrade GoodContributer
1Aaron BurrHistoricalFlintlock Pistol (1d8)Megaphone+Troy Tucker 
2Abigail AdamsHistoricalHoe (1d4)Letters from her husband
3Abraham “Brom Bones” Van BruntFiction (Sleepy Hollow)KnifeGraven Pumpkin+Noah Stevens 
4Alexander HamiltonHistoricalFlintlock Pistol (1d8)Fresh rhymes+Troy Tucker 
5Benedict ArnoldHistoricalGout (-5 movement, no weapon)Hollandaise Sauce (yes, we know he didn't come up with it, but that's what he gets)+Marc Plourde 
6Benjamin Martin (looks a lot like Mel Gibson)Fiction (The Patriot)Tomahawk (1d6)Lead toy soldiers
7Betsy RossHistoricalFlag Pole (as spear)BonnetJeremy “Frothsof” Smith
8Caesar RodneyHistoricalSaber (1d8)Green scarf
9Catherine Moore BarryHistoricalWarhorn (1d4)Horse+Jarrett Crader 
10Catherine van Rensselaer SchuylerHistoricalTorch (as club)Pitch+Jarrett Crader 
11ChingachgookFiction (Last of the Mohicans)Gunstock Club (1d8)Basket
12Daniel BooneHistoricalMusket (1d10)Bear Trap+Jennifer Walls 
13Deborah Sampson (aka Timothy Thayer, aka Robert Shurtleff)HistoricalPen Knife (1d3)Disguise Kit+Jarrett Crader 
14Dolley MadisonHistoricalWooden Spoon (1d4)1 dozen snack cakes+Cory Gahsman 
15Dr. Benjamin FranklinHistoricalKite (1d4, ranged)Spectacles
16Dr. Benjamin RushHistoricalLancet (1d3)Dr. Rush's Bilious Pills (+1D Fort Save for 1 rnd)+Keith G Nelson 
17Ethan AllenHistoricalChair Leg (as club)High End Piece of Furniture+Cory Gahsman 
18Felicty MerrimanFiction (American Girl)Riding Crop (1d3)Beautiful Horse+Jennifer Walls 
19George WashingtonHistoricalHand AxeCherry tree sapling
20Hawk-eyeFiction (Last of the Mohicans)Musket (1d10)Silk
21Henry KnoxHistoricalMiniature Cannon (1d12)1d3 books
22Hercules MulliganHistoricalScissors (1d4)Fine suit
23Horatio GatesHistoricalSaber (1d8)Plans for invasion of Canada+Jennifer Walls 
24Ichabod CraneFiction (Sleepy Hollow)Riding Crop (1d3)Box of Chalk+Troy Tucker 
25James MadisonHistoricalSpoon (1d3)Bowl of Ice Cream+Jennifer Walls 
26Jean-Baptiste RochambeauHistoricalCutlass (1d6)French to English Dictionary+Marc Plourde 
27John AdamsHistoricalWalking stick (1d4)Letters from his wife
28John HancockHistoricalQuill (as dart)Paper/Ink+Keith Garrett 
29John JayHistoricalGavel (1d4)Book of Law+Cory Gahsman 
30John Paul JonesHistoricalBelaying Pin (as club)Spyglass+Cory Gahsman 
31Johnny TremainFiction (Esther Forbes)Musket (1d10)Incendiary Newspapers+Noah Stevens 
32Lady Christian Henrietta Caroline AclandHistoricalScalpel (1d3)First Aid Kit (heals 1d3 2x)+Jarrett Crader 
33Laodicea "Dicey" LangstonHistoricalMusket (1d10)Unswerving Loyalty+Jarrett Crader 
34Lydia DarraghHistoricalNone (Quaker Pacifist)Small notebook+Jennifer Walls 
35Margaret Cochran CorbinHistoricalGrit (1d6)Wicked scars+Jarrett Crader 
35Marquis de LafayetteHistoricalQuill (as dart)Paper+Keith Garrett 
36Martha WashingtonHistoricalHeavy block of soap (1d3)Pile of Petticoats with a foul surprise+Jennifer Walls 
37Mary DraperHistoricalPewter Mug (1d3)Smithing Tools+Jarrett Crader 
38Mary Katherine GoddardHistoricalQuill (as dart)First copy of the Constitution+Jarrett Crader 
39Mary Ludwig Hays (Molly Pitcher)HistoricalMiniature Cannon (1d12)Sergeant's Stripes+Jarrett Crader 
40Mercy Otis WarrenHistoricalRolled pamphlets (1d3)Playbook+Jarrett Crader 
41Nancy HartHistoricalHanging Rope (as Garrote)Prized Gobbler+Jennifer Walls 
42Nathan HaleHistoricalFlintlock Pistol (1d8)Spyglass+Marc Plourde 
43Nathanael GreeneHistoricalSaber (1d8)Masonic Ring+Cory Gahsman 
44Patience Lovell WrightHistoricalKnife (1d4)Secret Documents+Jarrett Crader
45Paul RevereHistoricalSilver DaggerLantern+Marc Plourde 
46Ratonhnhaké:ton (Connor)Fiction (Assassin's Creed III)Bow (1d6)Assassin's Order Garb
47Samuel AdamsHistoricalBroken Bottle (1d4)Growler of Beer
48Sybil LudingtonHistoricalStick (as club)Horse+Jennifer Walls 
49Thomas JeffersonHistoricalWalking stick (1d4)Bowl of Mac & Cheese+Marc Plourde 
50Thomas PaineHistoricalQuill (as dart)Copy of Common Sense+Marc Plourde 


Want a PDF version for use at your table?  Thanks to +Jarrett Crader, here's a download link!

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I was originally aiming for thirty personas, but I'm so glad we got to fifty.

Thanks to all the contributors for your incredible ideas.  I've also gotta thank my wife Jennifer with helping me flesh out some of the details.  

Finally, I need to thank my daughter +Carina W. for the fantastic cover art.  You totally captured the feel of this post!